Meet The Cast
Ali Nikseresht
Ali was raised a humble midwesterner in Wisconsin where he became a connoisseur of the finer things in life like beer and fried cheese curds. Now a Cantabrigian he says pretentious things like Cantabrigian.
Bill DeRusha
Bill is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma hidden beneath a plethora of old AOL 2.0 cds. When he isn't making life or death decisions at work or arbitrarily pushing around 1s and 0s, he enjoys making dioramas of people making dioramas.
Brad Brown
Brad is a classically trained pastry chef and owner of The Blue Frog Bakery in Jamaica Plain. He is in exile from Canada so don't tell the Front de Liberation du Quebec you saw him in Boston -- they are running REALLY low on croissants.
Ginger Russell
Ginger is half-Korean and half-amazing. She used to do some stuff, but now she does other stuff, none of which has anything to do with her expensive Masters degree in Art History.
John Chenier
John is a perfectly nice person when he is not cruelly, excitedly rejecting weak college applicants over their answering machines.
John Mawer
British John came to America on a temporary visa whittled into the shape of a speed boat. He landed in Salem, but fled to Boston when Goths with hair envy targeted him in a drive by shrugging. His favorite aftershave is 'Control-Alt-Delete'
Julie Holt
Julie is a burrito enthusiast, thumb-wrestling champion and possessor of encyclopaedic knowledge on all things obscure and trivial. Her foot is perpetually inserted in her mouth, making it difficult to walk and talk, but at least she has gotten used to the taste.
Timothy Rush
Timothy Rush the first Openly Black member of Kitsch In Sync. Former White supremacist pastor turned soon to be Art school Dropout.
